As you all know, I am the All Knowledgeable Goddess of All Knowledge but I am here to tell you that the reason I am so Knowledgeable is because I go to a very rare society that has only a limited attendance of 10 Billion attendees. You have to sign up for this rare opportunity many moons in advance and I just so happen to be going to this society of learning. Though the society is in a different world, full of the All Knowledgeable God and Goddesses of OTHER spaces! I was proud to be among them on my first day and even more excited to see them a second time on my second day. This place is where all the Gods and Goddesses of Knowledge come to learn the next generation of knowings in each of our worlds. Sometimes its a new type of Math, Science, English, Computing or other strange skills that our fellow minions, humans, peasants, demons, or other personifications and entities have created over the centuries without their Father's permission. Any who, on my first day of our brief I learned that there have been several personifications who have successfully sacrificed their ability to HEAR in order to have an additional power of some kind. I view this somewhat as cheating, but also fair in a way because now they can't listen to music....which is only AWESOME if your used to hearing it. This particular Goddess is known as the Goddess of Adoration. This term intrigued me so I became friends with her to see just what being a Goddess of Adoration is all about. However, the more I tried to talk to her the more confused she looked. I became angry and determined to communicate with her so I took a class on learning her strange hand dancing language.

As a Goddess of All Knowledge I must know everything, including this strange method of communication. After my second day of class was over, I ran to my kingdom down on my own world, and I viewed my magic square flat box and looked to see if the strange personifications, who have been stuck in the inter webs and nets of these interspaces, knew of this hand dancing language without telling me. And low and behind, I witnessed on the interspace with the moving pictures that these personifications DO know this language. Now I MUST know how to communicate this way if I want to know every secret that is bestowed in my world. It is now my mission to learn this culture and eat their words until I am full to the gills with this knowledge. If I do this then my title of being the All Knowledgeable Goddess of all Knowledge will continue to be mine and only mine! Bwahahaha!!!
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