As you all know, I am the All Knowledgeable Goddess of All Knowledge but I am here to tell you that the reason I am so Knowledgeable is because I go to a very rare society that has only a limited attendance of 10 Billion attendees. You have to sign up for this rare opportunity many moons in advance and I just so happen to be going to this society of learning. Though the society is in a different world, full of the All Knowledgeable God and Goddesses of OTHER spaces! I was proud to be among them on my first day and even more excited to see them a second time on my second day. This place is where all the Gods and Goddesses of Knowledge come to learn the next generation of knowings in each of our worlds. Sometimes its a new type of Math, Science, English, Computing or other strange skills that our fellow minions, humans, peasants, demons, or other personifications and entities have created over the centuries without their Father's permission. Any who, on my first day of our brief I learned that there have been several personifications who have successfully sacrificed their ability to HEAR in order to have an additional power of some kind. I view this somewhat as cheating, but also fair in a way because now they can't listen to music....which is only AWESOME if your used to hearing it. This particular Goddess is known as the Goddess of Adoration. This term intrigued me so I became friends with her to see just what being a Goddess of Adoration is all about. However, the more I tried to talk to her the more confused she looked. I became angry and determined to communicate with her so I took a class on learning her strange hand dancing language.



As a Goddess of All Knowledge I must know everything, including this strange method of communication. After my second day of class was over, I ran to my kingdom down on my own world, and I viewed my magic square flat box and looked to see if the strange personifications, who have been stuck in the inter webs and nets of these interspaces, knew of this hand dancing language without telling me. And low and behind, I witnessed on the interspace with the moving pictures that these personifications DO know this language. Now I MUST know how to communicate this way if I want to know every secret that is bestowed in my world. It is now my mission to learn this culture and eat their words until I am full to the gills with this knowledge. If I do this then my title of being the All Knowledgeable Goddess of all Knowledge will continue to be mine and only mine! Bwahahaha!!!

Hello again my personified acquaintances. I have recently shared a troubling and life altering experience with my house minions and they have reached out to me and convinced me to notify you web ensnared entities of the traumatic story of your knowledgeable Goddess of all knowledge's near death experience.

"So there I was. Glowing in all my beauty and selflessness as I donated my time to help one of my minions in training by washing her windows in her basement. Yes, I am a humble goddess that knows all about the sacrifices of every day love and cleaning basements. I opened the window that sat floor level to my soon-to-be minion's backyard, and when I opened the window I noticed a few webs hazing my view of the solitary white floating cotton candy ball in the middle of the strange blue wallpaper above the earth. I took the loud air sucking device and pointed at the web, but before the end of the black tube reached the webbing, a big black beast of pointed limbs that add to twice the amount of a human, lurked out of a web tunnel and stared at me in disbelief. I assumed that I offended him, but since he was the wrong doer in this situation I had to take my stand. "Behond you lonesome and death inviting demon! You must leave now or forever hold your snare! For you have been stealing from my almost-minion by building your treacherous web and eating freely whilst sleeping on a piece of property that you have not been paying or renting for. Either pay your dues or get out!" I said to him in a bold and high pitched demanding and not at all shaky voice. I saw in his multiple eyes that he was going to be a stubborn law-defying beast. I know how much I am loved and worshiped by my followers and the minions in my palace of yellow plastic which is guarded by dead wasps and a ticklish 5 month-old rat so I made the courageous decision to let this argument go off into the infinite air-space and dissipate. However, the black multi-legged demon appeared to disagree with my decision and charged me with amateur fury! I took a step back into a fighting pose which seemed to freeze the beast in mid bound on his badly sewn web of death. I had expected him to stop in his tracks since my fighting stance is so scary that it haunts my minions in their sleep and keeps them obedient to me 24/7/12/365. But then the beast pushed through his fears and his fight-or-flight kicked in. HE CHARGED AGAIN! And this time he didn't stop for anything. I knew he didn't mean to do it but his adrenalin was pulsing through him and causing him to turn against his Goddess of All Knowledge and so I made a wise decision, like all leaders have to do in their ruling time, and I blocked his path toward my face by slamming the freshly clean window down in front of me. HE RUBBED IS DIRTY MONSTER FEET ALL OVER MY WINDOWS!!! All that work has gone down the drain...How inconsiderate of a beast that I showed mercy and understanding to and didn't kill with my air-sucking tube that inconveniently is attached to a giant machine of some kind....

Anyways, if it wasn't for my incredible speedy reflexes I would have been killed without any witnesses to avenge me, and since my soon-to-be minion is Deaf, she wouldn't have heard me scream in my moment of despair, which never would have happened because I am a brave and young warrior Goddess of All Knowledge and everyone knows that Goddesses never scream about 8 legged freaks attacking them."

Now that you know just how wonderful of a leader I am, you are all welcome to join me by becoming one of my minions. To be recruited to my forces, all you have to do is follow me and continue to take in all my knowledge and advice on this inter space that I am legally borrowing from the enticing forces of the inter webs and nets. Don't fret my friendly personifications, I shall be back!

So this is hard for me to admit to you all, but I am a selfish human who has kept all my wonderful thoughts and ideas to me, myself, and the world around me. I shamefully admit that I have yet to donate my mind and obsessions with a hint of reality and mystery to those few personifications lingering in the world of the Interspaces, or some might call the web or the net. However, I may be willing to sacrifice a laugh or two in order for you Interspace Personifications to not become embarrassed by your chained souls who have been captured by this strange and yet exciting world of the magic box. Because lets face it, who would ever want to be known as the one who got caught in a Web like a little fly, or got trapped in a Net like a tiny fish? Not I! So even though I have discovered you strange entities through my over heated little glowing box that folds open like a book and makes strange symbols on its face when I push the little buttons on its belly, I will continue to talk about you like semi-intelligent creatures and try to make peace with you. That way, if ever you break free from my magic electrical communication book, I will be on your side and you will not kill me. HAHA! I am a smart human! I shall tell this discovery to my fellow humanoids, and they shall call me their Goddess of All Knowledge for how knowledgeable I am! I shall return soon, my little minions.....