This is not a DRILL! You must all beware. The God of Fun seems to have been expanding his puny inconvenient army to the other residential palace minions in the neighboring hoods just beyond the limits of my very own plastic yellow palace. Its only a matter of stale and obsolete time before he tried to take over the doomed minions of my palace and try to take over the world. 
This is was inexplicably happened. I was walking but my extremely rare and famed pet rat in the jungles just beyond the palace doors when suddenly one of my minions returned back from the marketplace with my supper. This brief encountering distraction caused me to forget that my rat was wondering about in the forest alone, and I yearnfully went inside to eat my freshly prepared take-out food. Though I don't know why they call it "Take-out" when we obviously take it INTO the palace. Any who, once I remembered that my dear rat was out in the jungle, I ordered my minions to go after him and find my poor hopeless and regretfully bathed rat and bring him home. The minions all ran about trying to find him but I just couldn't wait a single drop of time, so I too (being the loving and beautiful Goddess) went looking for him. I sensed, with my powerful mind and incredibly large heart, that he was venturing towards another minion residing palace.
Inconveniently the palace was made of brick. If only they were smart like me and had their made of plastic, they might have a chance when floods come in the later days. 
I gracefully knocked on the door with a sanitized stone I cleaned several years ago for this very purpose so I would not acquire miniature parasites from these unfortunate members of the neighboring hoods. When the door opened, I saw a man of similar stature as the God of Fun! I was also stricken by his wicked spell and thus knew he was partnering with my rival! He also whore no manner of dress on his upper body and naturally felt the need to introduce himself as the God of Strength, as one might do when they revert to the dark side and mask their true minionated self. He practically changed his identity with this strange power and is able to suppress my powers. I could do nothing but walk away and ask Minion-3 why this has happened again to such a powerful and honored Goddess such as myself. Sadly, she is still talking nonsense and using the words, "Crush, Hot and Like," so I dismissed her for the night and shall send her to the minion factory for resetting in the morning.
For now, all I can do is plan an attack and find ways to strengthen my forces for the battle I see coming in the future.